flabber-gasted-fools:

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

OMG, YES. 

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untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

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glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via stare-straight-faced)